Monday, January 27, 2014

March guest artist

Thanks to everyone who has emailed me about getting tattooed by Uncle Allan in April.
I still have a few dates left, so keep those awesome ideas coming!

In other booking related news, we'll have Antony Flemming from the UK with us for a week in March, so if you'd like to get tattooed by him, send your ideas to antonytattoo@live.co.uk.
He'll be here from the 17th of March till the 22nd.
Scroll down to see some photos of his work, and visit his blog to see even more.



 Tattoos by Antony Flemming






Monday, January 20, 2014

Back to blogging and booking!

Hey there, sorry for the long blog break, but things have been just a liiiittle bit hectic around here lately.
But i'm back, and with good news for those of you hoping to get tattooed by Uncle Allan this year!
As you may remember, we gave up the waiting list system for various reasons, and we're gonna go back to just announcing it here whenever we feel like booking.
So that's basically what's happening now!

I am getting ready to book the month of April*, and if you'd like to get tattooed, here's what to do:
send your tattoo ideas, size, placement, budget, dates you're available/unavailable, reference pictures, and anything else you think might be relevant, to conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com, and put "April" in the subject.
Send the email between this Wednesday, the 22nd, and next Wednesday, the 29th.
After the 29th, i'll get back to you with a possible date, and all the information you'll need to get properly booked in.
Sound good?
Hope so!

I'll be back here soon with more shop and guest announcements, so check back.
And hey, here are some recent tattoos by Uncle Allan!



Tattoo by Uncle Allan

Tattoo by Uncle Allan

Tattoo by Uncle Allan

Tattoo by Uncle Allan

Tattoo by Uncle Allan

*...and so far only April, so there's no reason to write me about booking other months just now!

Friday, January 10, 2014

Miles To Go


Miles To Go

This belongs to Lynae M.
The words are in my mom’s handwriting. I’d always wanted a tattoo consisting of a favorite quotation or phrase, and this fantastic poem kept coming back to me while I was searching for the right one.

Miles To Go

This belongs to El Tejon.
I am aware of the many different interpretations of this classic poem by Robert Frost. However, for me, the most resonant interpretation is the most straightforward and is the one that reminds me to be on guard to keep those things that are important in my life foremost in my thoughts. It is a reminder that although there are many temptations out there, my promises to my kids, my coworkers, myself, and others that depend on me, must come before transient distractions that don’t measurably move the ball forward, as they say. That is not to say I can’t have fun; everything in moderation, including moderation, I have heard and co-opted before, but for one that gets distracted and off track easily, this mantra, permanent and visible, always get me focused and back on track . The trees were designed by the artist in consultation with me. It is my first pictorial tattoo but will likely not be my last.

Miles To Go

This is Emy’s tattoo.  The feather is from Emily Dickinson’s Hope is the Thing With Feathers.
My life has completely changed in the past year and I have been through a lot of really difficult situations. For me, this tattoo was sort of a way to close that chapter of my life and celebrate overcoming every obstacle. I also got it so that I would never forget the things that I went through and to serve as a reminder that I still have a long way to go before I am completely healed from it all.

Miles To Go

This is Rachel Hunt’s.
I got this tattoo in honor of my Mom and Grandmother. It’s my Grandma’s favorite poem that she would often read to me as a young child. She always would stress the last lines and say, “What do you think they mean? They say to me that even though death seems far away, the traveler is very tired.” And that always stuck with me. The compass is paired with the quote on my foot to always send me in the right direction, because if you have a compass you know where you are off to. I have many miles to travel before I’m threw. It was inked by Dylan Young at Black Metal Tattoos, Strongsville OH.

Miles To Go


This belongs to Lisa.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

- Robert Frost, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening.

This is Mackenzie Sky’s tattoo:
I encountered this poem when I was 17 in my literary class during my junior year of high school. I was going through a really rocky period in my life, and I found a calm in reading Robert Frost’s poetry, especially when I read this poem. It is my favorite. I had originally wanted to get the entire last stanza, but I realized that A) it would be really huge, and B) it wasn’t necessary. Although at first when I walked into the tattoo shop (The Parlour Tattoo, Eugene, OR) and the jolly/cynical desk man and the very attractive tattoo artist (the man who ended up DOING my tattoo) told me how large it would be, I was kind of crushed. In fact, I was really upset. But the more I thought about it, and the more research on my tattoo I did (fonts, sizes, spread, etc.) the more I realized I didn’t need the entire stanza: I just needed “miles to go”.
What the tattoo is for me is a reminder. It is my nine letter stamp that tells me I got through the rough times, and that I can keep going–I have to keep going. And that where ever I get to in life, be it another down-hill slide or something extremely rewarding, not to stay there too long, because I have to move on, and I have to keep moving on until I die.
I am very proud of my tattoo. I loved it before he put the stencil on me.

Miles To Go
 

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sounds the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And
miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

- “Stopping By The Woods On A Snowy Evening” by Robert Frost.


Miles To Go

This tattoo belongs to Chelsea Meade.
I got this tattoo so that I’ll always be reminded to never give up. I was going through a pretty rough time and felt like I needed something to ground me, to console me, to keep me sane. I have always been the glue holding my dysfunctional family together and after my older brother attempted to commit suicide, I completely broke down. I didn’t understand why, at such a young age, my family felt the need to let me carry so much responsibility. I was angry and terrified and distraught and hurt. I had thought about ending my own life on many occasions but I knew I could never bring that pain to my family and therefore, even that option was taken away from me. So with this tattoo, I began to heal and eventually its meaning crept onto every aspect of the way I live my life. The woods symbolize an easy way out, a short cut, a cowardly release. My promises will always keep me moving forward and pushing on because there’s many miles, or at least a very very long time, before I ever plan to give up. And If I ever feel myself bowing my head in anything other than respect, I  can see my tattoo on the top of my foot, telling me to keep going.

Do Not Be Too Moral

This belongs to Damen.

I love Henry David Thoreau and found this in a book called Letters to a Spiritual Seeker. It’s a collection of letters that Thoreau wrote to Blake. Not sure of the font. I gave the quote to the artist and said if you have any ideas go for it. This is what he came up with and I loved it. I just wanted the punctuation to stay the say because this is how it was written in the book.

Do Not Be Too Moral


Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. All fables, indeed, have their morals; but the innocent enjoy the story.

- Written by Henry David Thoreau in a letter to Harrison Blake at Worcester on March 27, 1848 from Concord

Pale Blue Dot, The Dot And The Line


This tattoo belongs to Dan MacLean.

Pale Blue Dot, The Dot And The Line



From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it’s different. Consider again that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

- Pale Blue Dot by Carl Sagan

Pale Blue Dot, The Dot And The Line




This is Katie’s tattoo:
This is inspired from one of my favorite children’s books by Norton Juster called The Dot and the Line.  Not only do I absolutely adore this story of a line hopelessly in love with a dot, but it was also the first book I ever found and bought from the independent bookstore I have been working at for the past 5 years. Back before I actually got paid to be surrounded by books, I would go in The Book Tavern (Augusta, Ga) and pester the owner (and my neighbor). I spotted a first edition of this book and had no prior knowledge of it. I immediately fell in love with not just it’s story but it’s worn and tattered pages. I traded in most of my prized books to get it at a discount because I couldn’t afford it’s rare price tag.

You’re A Genius All The Time, Nothing is worth more, Cartel


You’re A Genius All The Time, Nothing is worth more, Cartel
 

You’re A Genius All The Time, Nothing is worth more, Cartel


You’re A Genius All The Time, Nothing is worth more, Cartel


You’re A Genius All The Time, Nothing is worth more, Cartel


This belongs to “kinko88″.
This is my first tattoo, done by Matt at Evolved in Columbus, OH. The quote is from Jack Kerouac; it’s his first on a list of thirty tips for “spontaneous prose” (what he called his own writing style). I chose this quote because I’ve been fascinated by the Beat Generation–their literature, poems, the relationships between different members of the circle, ideas in general–since I first read On the Road and “Howl” in high school. I write poetry and stories casually (using an old typewriter of course!), and am always jotting down little phrases that come to my head, so I thought this quote was especially appropriate. And no, the “yr” is not a typo, it’s how Kerouac wrote it.
“scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy”

- Jack Kerouac

This belongs to Zoe.
This tattoo is from Jack Kerouac’s 30 rules on writing. It’s his 29th rule, written in his handwriting on my forearm. Took me a while to pull and place all of his unique little characters together (printed out a lot of his handwritten correspondences to get his handwriting as accurate as I wanted), but it’s finally done. I’m so happy with it, and it’ll serve as a reminder to value myself, especially when I’m writing.
Got this done at Harlem Hype Tattoos in New York City, by Sherman Patrice.

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum


Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum


Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum




This belongs to Kaila.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum“- mock Latin for “don’t let the bastards grind you down”.

From The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood.